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Ok so just wanted everyone to know that I am doing a second episode of the debators during the St Johns Comedy Festival.

Saturday June 13 – 1:30 pm Reid Theatre

for tickets

http://www.stjohnscomedyfest.ca/tickets.htm

come one come all…and view the fudge boy

Down-right dirty
By Jude Campbell
Friday, May 22

Darren Frost began his run at Kelowna’s Blue Line Sports and Comedy Club on Thursday and runs through at the same venue until Saturday.

It’s not often that a stand-up comedy act comes with an X-rated warning – and that‘s straight from the horses’ mouth.

“I’m that comic with an edge. I’m tagged with words like nasty and down-right dirty,” admits Darren Frost, whose Nasty Comedy Tour hit Kelowna this week.
“My act is not for the faint of heart, and that’s why there’s a warning,” he added. “Everyone knows what they are getting when they come through that door.”
That ’something’ is an interesting slant on the world and subjects that most comedians shy away from, but one Frost embraces. … More After The break (more…)

Hey all

here is the article that was the front page of the entertainment section in kelowna last week

http://eventpub.com/stories.php?id=187262

also look for my new website coming in the next few months. It is going to be simpler and easier to load with lots of new content that I will post. Tons of stuff from my first two dvds will be uploaded to force me to get rid of those bits

You know you can warn people.
You can do your best to tell them what they are going to see
You think that by doing that you will bring in people that will get it
You fool yourself into thinking that 20 year olds want to hear more then dick jokes

You are wrong

I could go through the last three shows and explain what happened but I choose to just highlight this one event to show you the level of intelligence that I am dealing with for the last three shows

There is a part in the show now where I try and self justify the jokes I have done by explaining that people are programmed at what they can laugh at. That if there is a guy in a wheelchair in the front row, I can’t make fun of people in wheelchairs but I can stand on stage and make fun of the french. When you make fun of the French, people go crazy, but what if the guy in the wheelchair is French..I cant tell he is French..it is not like he is sitting there wearing a beret and eating a jambon sandwhich yelling “hahahah you are funny little man” (insert bad French accent here).

Now the joke/statement is simple, that why is ok to make fun of the French but not the handicapped..cause society deems one group ok and not the other.

So I tell the audience to try and make fun of the French in Quebec and see how far it gets you. At this point a young french dude in the front row yells at me saying

“You are wrong,…..this is all wrong …dont make fun of the French..blah blah blah”

I try and understand what they guy is slurring and then realize that he doesn’t understand what I am saying, so I try and explain. He keeps saying I am wrong blah blah. So I yell the loudest I have ever yelled

“LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT YOU BUNCH OF FUCKS…I AM NOW GETTING HECKLED BY THE GROUP I AM TRYING TO DEFEND…THAT IS LIKE BEING AT NAZI RALLY ..SEIG HEILING AND GETTING PUNCHED IN THE HEAD FOR IT”

silence

can you picture that silence

good

now times that by 45 minutes …three shows

time to pull out my puppet and my impressions

You know what i love to see, comics that need great intros before they come to the stage.

Now there is a difference between someone who just says “if you want to mention something you can say blah blah blah” and someone who needs an intro filled with credits to impress the audience.

I dont need people to know I did such and such to make me funnier. You are either funny or not and it wont matter that you were the mascot whore in a commercial trust me.

I also undertsand that comics work hard for what they get but to me it screams a bit of desperation when a comic says to me when I host “make sure you say blankety blank…or i did the gala at the moose jaw international comedy festival”.

Now I only mean this in a comedy club..when you are playing a small town and it’s their big show for their year…I understand the importance of making the crowd get excited. I still dont generally use credits at these gigs either before i go on. If they have them listed somewhere in a program or ad fine.

It is funny how there are so many tricks of the game and they are just that tricks.

Drugs..booze ..credits..cheerleading are all just crutches.

Ok Ok I am late with one but not with the other

My episode of CBC Debators aired on the weekend and people said it was really good. Come on I was pro censorship..I better win that one. It really isnt fair cause what rational person wants censorship..oh right fox news haters. If you missed it, I am sure it will reair soon.

http://www.cbc.ca/thedebaters

Also I have three epsiodes of corktown radio podcasted where I guest hosted. They are episodes 25-27. Check out the one with Mark Breslin where he talks about his feature film called Confessions of a Porn Addict. I just saw the film and he is really really fucking good in it.

http://corktownradio.com

I have been confirmed for the Sudbury Comedy Festival for May 29th. They are having a dirty show that I will be coheadlining. So sudbury people who constantly email me and ask when you can come to a dirty show in the area here is your chance.

I also have a brantford area show happening in the beginning of june so check out the tour dates.

More news in the next week or so so check back

Oh what a night

There are some many reasons I cannot return to the hammer known as Hamilton.

One of the towns I started in so many years ago. So many shows just freaking out cause crowds cannot handle their drinks.

You know i beleive that you only have so many shows inside you and this show took up three spots.

There is no art in hamilton. Trust me

I think the sign above is a good indication of how the two show weekend at a comedy club was going to be for me. Please look at the spelling of everything on it.

Everytime I go there it is a hammerfight and this was more then normal.

Friday night it was a crowd that was indifferent and loud. Still did over an hour to a bunch of people who deserved far less but i have material I am trying to get down. (more…)

to all the people who emailed me after seeing me at the club I can now say that I will be returning to the rock

JUNE 11-15 Newfoundland Comedy Festival

will keep you posted but there will be a dirty show I am told and I am on it